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Terms of Service

Hey there. This is Antoine. I built All That Antoine in 2020 as a way to share the messy, data-heavy journey of my own health experiments—no fluff, just numbers, habits, and the occasional forehead-slap moment. These Terms of Service are here to keep things real, transparent, and legally sound. Read on, but don’t take them too seriously. They’re not a substitute for a therapist, a doctor, or a good night’s sleep.

  1. Governing Law: These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States, specifically California. If you’re reading this and you’re not in the US, I’m sorry—this site is for you, but I can’t promise the legal system here will make sense.
  2. Dispute Resolution: If something goes sideways, we’ll try to fix it over coffee (or a Zoom call). If that fails, I’ll probably refer you to a lawyer. No hard feelings—just honest, data-driven solutions.
  3. Modifications: I reserve the right to tweak these Terms whenever I feel like it. You’ll know because I’ll post the update on the homepage. If you don’t like it, you can always leave. I’ll miss you, but I respect your choice.
  4. Data & Experiments: All health data here comes from my own body. It’s not perfect, but it’s real. If you use it, do so at your own risk. This isn’t medical advice—it’s a hacker’s notebook for people who want to track their own progress.
  5. No Guarantees: I’m not a doctor, a nutritionist, or a sleep scientist. I’m just a guy who got curious and started tracking. Results may vary. If something here makes you feel worse, stop and consult a professional. I’d hate to be responsible for that.
  6. Use of Content: You can read, share, and even quote this stuff—but don’t repurpose it as your own. If you want to use my data, ask first. I’m not a robot, so I’ll probably say yes, but I’ll want credit.

These Terms are a work in progress, just like the experiments I write about. They’re not here to scare you—they’re here to keep things fair, honest, and aligned with the vibe of this site: raw, unfiltered, and slightly obsessive about tracking progress. If you have questions, check out the Contact Us page. I’m always open to feedback, even if it’s just “this is stupid.”

Thanks for being here. Let’s keep hacking our way to better health—one habit, one data point, and one weird experiment at a time.